I hear them but they speak spanish

There is a joke at work, that if you have been there longer than 6 months, you start hearing voices in your head. I kinda believe them. It's been 4 years and I'm about nuts right now. I tell every one I need for the voices in my head to talk to the voices in their heads , so I can have a break. Wouldn't that be nice. I don't really hear voices in my head, other than the voice of reason ...but of course you should all ready know I ignore the crap out of that. Any ways, I took off this week from work for a mental vacation and get a few personal things done. So far...nothing.